Greetings. Well this is awkward. Off the bat I want to explain my decision of omitting 'Night' from the title. Obviously 'Good Night' is a terrible way of starting a conversation, more importantly, I don't know you (the reader) well enough to wish you a 'Good Night', I think we can all agree that it'd be a little weird if I did. I digress, onwards. So I guess I should do the thing that's really cliché (Sidebar: I really hate that word, and can justify why in 3 points. Firstly, it just looks akward. If Cliché was a student at school it'd be that one kid who liked licking paper. Secondly, it sounds so pretentious, it uses that accent on the 'e' and there are so many options; ê,ë,é and è, and we can all agree that no sane person can commit the time or effort to selecting the right one. I'll consult my French friend on it eventually. Enough of this little excerpt, onwards and downwards) and explain what this blog will be about (can we take a moment to admire that masterful use of brackets). In all honesty I'm not entirely sure. It's a bit of a hectic time for me right now, I'm due to start my undergraduate degree in less than a week and feel the need to record my experience for my future self. The act of typing this out is good for me, grounding whilst I'm lost in the fog. There is no Audience for this, it'll include snippets of my life cunningly interwoven with observations on society, life, death, my immediate environment and everything in between. One more thing, I won't proof read these posts so consider the mistakes as a little game; the first person to find 50 wins a prize (Legal Disclaimer, the prize referred to in the statement immediately before these brackets is the unique opportunity to give me a gift. I don't expect anything valuable but I think we all agree that it should be). I think that's enough for now. Here we go...
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